I've kinda forgotten to blog here...

Anyway, Spring is here in Aus, well, i think o.O Yea..

And it feels like Summer.Its boiling hot x.O

There was a fire just near to the school, so it smells pretty foul. Actually, theres probably a fire every week...You see, i live in what used to be, a pine forest *Thing* and one side of the suburb still has loads of pines, so there always being caught on fire... Dx

And...Ima go back to lying down on the kitchen tiles, cause my room is really humid and icky. D:

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Im sorry!

I just HAD to post this up again xP (Im pretty sure i've posted this up before)

Its just too funny xP

You know if you live in 2007 if you...

Ever wonder where we are heading?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? (Tis True...)

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"? (Wow...Now thats something)

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing fluid is made with real lemons? (Theyre just ASKING for it, they want me to drink dish washing liquid!)

Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new and improved" flavor? (I feel sorry for the poor guy)

Why they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

AND...

In case you need further proof that the human ace is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well GEE, Coulda said that BEFORE.)

On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after hot after heating." (And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those five-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (And I'm taking this... because?)

On most brands of Christmas tree lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to... what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody help me out on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On packet on Nobby's Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?)

(I don't blame the company on this one; I blame the parents) On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeehehee

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I was just having a conversation with some people in my core class at school.

And for some reason, the conversation managed to drift into the topic of cars.

Which, more than the girls (by far), the guys seemed interested in.

I mean, i dont see whats so...interesting about cars.

Sure, theyre a mean of transportation, theyre shiny, and they can have alloy wheels. (Thats pretty much all i know about cars...:D)

But seriously, what do guys find so interesting about them? >.<

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Hoorah

I did my first neopaint animations today...

Aaaand, they turned out alright...

Maybe one day, ill be able to animate like Twame ;O

And man, my back is KILLING me.

And im dead sleepy.

So im going to bed.

I would've made this longer, but i cant. Be bothered.

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Ok, so i am REALLY peeved.

I just went and downloaded 1k(2gb) of custom stuffs for Sims2.

AND THEN I OPEN SIMS2, AND IT DOESNT WORK.

Argghhh!

And i spent ALL morning downloading all that stuff ._.

Im also peeved, because leveling in Project Powder is as slow as watching paint dry.

Which is SLOW.

*Anyone play? I need someone to buddy up with ._.*

I also stuffed my knee up this afternoon, so now, i cant walk properly *Grr*

And i have no idea where my kneebrace is x.x

The only good thing, that happened.

Was i went paintballing yesterday, with a load of my friends, and my relatives and theirs xP

It was a massive paintball battle :D

I had fun.

And i also rebooted my laptop, so its clean now XD

So hoorahs & grrs.

o.o

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Ok, im going to explain the Twilight book to you.

Since alot of you have no idea what it is. Some of you do <3

Ok, its a series of books by Stephanie Meyer

In other words, THE BEST BOOKS EVER.

A story about a girl named Bella Swan..Edward Cullen *Passes out*

Ok, easier, ill just:

 show you the trailer o.o and cut and paste the summary from the G.U Website LOL

Starring: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner(NOOOOOOOOOO!), Michael Welch and Justin Chon

Twilight is an action-packed, modern day love story between a vampire and a human. Bella Sawn (Kristen Stewart) has always been a little different , never caring about fitting in with the trendy girls at her Phoenix, Arizona high school. When her mother remarries and sends Bella to live with her father in the rainy little town of Forks, Washington, she doesn't expect much of anything to change. 

The she meets the mysterious and dazzlingly beautiful Edward Cullen (Robert Pattison), a boy unlike she has ever met. Intelligent and witty, he sees straight into her soul. Soon, Bella and Edward are swept up into a passionate and decidedly unorthodox romance. 

Edward can run faster than a mountain lion, he can stop a moving car with his bare hands and he hasn't aged since 1918. Like all vampires, he's immortal. But he doesn't have fangs, and he doesn't drink human blood: Edward and his family are unique among vampires in their lifestyle choice. 

To Edward, Bella is that thing he has waited 90 years for - a soul mate. But the closer they get, the more Edward must struggle to resist the primal pull of her scent, which could send him into an uncontrollable frenzy. 

But what will Edward and Bella do when James (Cam Gigandet), Laurent (Gathegi) and Victoria (Rachelle Lefevre), the Cullens mortal vampire enemies, come to town, looking for her? 

Based on the current #1 New York Times best-selling series (30 weeks and counting) with over 5.5 million books in print by Stephenie Meyer, Twilight is a cultural phenomenon, with a dedicated fanbase that eagerly awaits this movie.

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I kind of skipped blogging

I've just been way to lazy.

But when i saw that Grand Theft Auto poll, i remembered a conversation i had with my friends; about weird games.

Well, i went over to a friends place, and we were playing those demo PS3 games, and there was one called Project Zero.

THAT, is the MOST FREAKY, game i have EVER played. Really really scary. Its about this girl, looking for her brother in this haunted mansion. And you walk down a hallway, and the controller's like, vibrating, and then when you get close to the end of the hallway, its like, vibrating, HEAPS. And so i started screaming, and i went through this door (While screaming) and this ghost came outta NOWHERE, and started strangling me, and i had this camera, and i was meant to take photos, but the ghost killed me o.o

It was reallllyyy scary. Though it doesnt sound it, it IS.

Grand theft auto is funny, i like driving games with people, you can hit them down o.O LOL

Also, there was this other demo game we played, like, some skateboarding one, on the streets, and everytime you hit something, you get a gash and start bleeding, right, so i was unhit with no gashes, and i was skateboarding down a street, and this bus HIT ME. And my character's arms like, flew off, and there was blood EVERYWHERE.

It was so funny xP

Also, this is my last week of school for this term, HOORAH.

And tomorrow, during period 3 and 4, i got this random invite to the Performing Arts Theatre in the Art Centre to watch this movie called...

8 ...something...8 Wolves? i dunno o.O

BUT YAY.!.

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Preeeeeeeeeetty much everyones heard of

Pandora's Box.

Weeeeeeeell, next year, me and a few friends are going to start a band =D

I'm going to do Keyboard XD

Uhhh, yea, your wondering where Pandoras Box comes in xD

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell

We were trying to come up with a name. And my friend suggested Pandoras Lunchbox. We agreed on Pandora x3

If not something along those lines.

It would be Zyro Theytics/Maniac/Legacy/Phantom or .Zero.

xP

School....hasn't been nice ._.

Well, its not like school is usually nice, is it? xP

OMG.ROFLMAO.LOL

My friend, uploaded this picture me and her and our other friend drew of a whale to Deviantart ._.

I swear, it could give you NIGHTMARES.

Ehehehehe

But it looks so cooool after scanning it =D

And im not going to show you. Because, you will end up mentally scarred for LIFE.

=o

My school sports carnival is in 2 weeks =o

Lol.

My class is GOLD.

Awesommmeeee

Im going to put gold glitter spray in my hair.

And gold zinc

And gold ribbons

And gold socks

And gold shoes

=D

Lol. So much gold @.@

I FINISHED READING SCORPIA, YAYYYYYYYYY~

And Classic, it was GOOOOOOD.

I thought Alex died ._.

I read Eragon to...I have to read Eldest.

And Brisingr when it comes out

THE BOOKS ARE SO GOOD.

I BOW DOWN TO CHRISTOPHER PAOLINI =O

My friend calls him Christopher Paloney x3

And i had to remind her, he wasnt a type of food...

Well, im off to go write a blog for my  Blogger.

HAVE A NICE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK.

-Calto

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I tried to write a blog this morning, but it came out ll disfigured >.<

I havn't written a blog on here for a while o.O

I made myself a blogger, so my friends can read them =D

OMG ROFLMAO SCHOOL WAS FUNNNNN

=D *For once*

Ok so liiiikkkeeee, when my class has sport, this other class has sport too.

*The SAVAGE class*

Yush...SAVAGE!!!!

And my class played dodgeball against them

Savage Class + Dodgeball = DEATH

So meee, and my...4 friends came up with a defence plan:

Sit on the floor and curl up in a ball and hope that no one hits you with a ball.

It FAILED for Chris, he sat up, and started running around screaming x-x

It was actually really funny...And what he did, was he put on this realllyy stereotypic girl scream and went and PINCHED a guy in the other class.

Me: LOLOLOLOLROFLLLLLHAHAHAHAHA

And then i got hit with a ball X-X

Well, like, (Why can't i stop saying like? Grrr!) me and my friends, as they would say; Groupies/Group/Club. Had to find a new sitting spot, cause someone STOLE our usual place.

And me and my friend had those weird, Sparkling fruit water things.

And Ryan...He like...Stuck a pencil up his nose x-x And i laughed so hard, that the drink came out of my nose xD

And then the same happened to my friend =P

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I have so much poopie homework T^T

So i gotta go!

HW: Art,English,Math,ICT,Home Ec

Wahhhhhhh Dx

Ok..

BYEEEEE XD

-Calto

HAVE A GOOD WEEK!!!

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