I was checking out my besties FanFic page and on the bottom she had this:

"In case you need further proof that the human ace is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh, a bit late, huh?)

On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after hot after heating." (And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those five-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (And I'm taking this... because?)

On most brands of Christmas tree lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to... what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody help me out on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On packet on Nobby's Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?)

(I don't blame the company on this one; I blame the parents) On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." "

You've probably all seen it before, but i just think its hilarious XD XD XD

Anyway, this is just one of my late night joke things =3

<3Calto

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Luls, i went outside...

And now i have a cold XD

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Im happy, because i managed to get nearly half of the weeds in my Animal Crossing town pulled out (Took like, 3 years)

I also bought one of those...note in a bottle things from Nook and wrote:

"Visit iMaplestory.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lawl, and then chucked it into the sea xD Hopefully someone will get it and come join XD

Lawls!

My animal crossing person has waaaaaaaaaay to many clothes now x-x Rofl XD

And i made her house all bright, a pink bed, orange floor, green walls, red couch XD Lmao. I had a kitchen set...But i ditched it o.O Now i has a rocking horse XD I sooo want an electric guitar in there =D

**I just brought a train set lawl** Didnt get a photo though T^T

And the rest of the fruit chars, i have a fruit stool thing in front of my couch.

But i kinda liked the Ranch furniture o.o But it looked overly boring T^T

So i went BRIIIGHTTT COLOUUURRRSSS

Photos of Animal Crossing are down the bottom =O

Lol xD

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Ima buy a Wi-Fi USB later, so i can finally get a friend code x-x

*Kicks Modem* I have a Belkin one, but its not the right model type T^T

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I tried 100cc on Mario Karts, but its HAAAAAAAAAAAARD

T^T

Lol, i dont get what the difference is, but its HARDDD  F5

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Well, ima go pull out the rest of the weeds in my Animal Crossing world x-x

(I have 3 seperate islands joined together with bridges) And ima end up taking 3 years to do the rest of it T^T

And whats the upgrade of Nooks shop after Nookway? =O

 <3Calto

I knuu that the pics are blurred, i cant help it T^T P.S - I stuck random stickers all over them lawl

My person xD I luurrrvvv the Nile shirt =o and shes also wearing a leaf umbrella and a star hairclip =D

My housey: =D (This is was before i redid it)

A map of my town =D

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand NOOK! Lawls =D

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Yayayayay!

I've been really lucky these past few days =D

Im still looking for alot of my friends T^T (I look them up on the rankings) But i think they're all dead o.O

But i found 2 =o So im uberly happy XD

*Has nothing to talk about*

Ermmm...

This is probably the shortest blog i've written o.O

*Will edit after a shower*

<3 Calto

HI EVERYONE XD

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Todays blog consists of: Nothing x-x

Today was a weird day.

I watched Jumper x-x

It was o.k, but some parts were so fast, i didnt know what was happening =/

Alot of laughing done today though =x

So much laughing

My cheeks and ribs still hurt =3

Random Message: <3CYCLONE! You better log on soon D= Otherwise im going to kill your page with comments T^T And i mean it this time! Miss you lots D=

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Hi guys =D

**So sleepy, my whole body's gonna fall apart x.O Luls..Off to bed =D**

;;Just came back from getting DVD's with my mum =]

Roflmao, Classic i got an ANIMATION! Hehehehe =D Alvin and The Chipmunks o.O Its so adorable looking XD

I love talking animals F5F5F5F5F5F5

Theyre so funny F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

Resuming what i was saying...All the I Am Legend DVD's were taken T^T

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

But i got Jumper out XD Which is apparently good o.O

But still..I so wanted to watch I Am Legend T^T

Someone told me it was an awesome movie...

=D Lol o.O

~My sister was going to take me to the Movies todaaay

But i said NTY Luls =3 I wanna watch Hancock, anyone planning on seeing it? o.o"

x3 < Cyclone...I stole'd your facey <3<3<3<3

~I also...Just watched the video on my profile. o.O

I feel like singing it lol =D But i cant remember the words T^T other than "Shes got her head in te clouds, SHARADA SHARADA" Luls XD

Anyhoo, am off to go watch BB x-x

HAVE A NICE DAYYYYY

<3 Calto

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Couldnt think of a blog name =3

*****Grats to TheBandit on lvl 70 and CB*****

*****HI To all my buddieeesssss*****

I havnt done anything interesting today...

o.O

So there isnt really anything to write about =D

But...I have listened/watched this for the past 3-4 hours x-x

Its NARUTO! =D

**May take a few seconds to load T^T**

Stand in the rain - Superchick

Yay;;

::Classic- Its Superchick! =D Luls XD

Have also listened to the one on my profile lots too x-x

I have a tendency to listen to 1-3 songs nonstop for ages...

My playlist for a day usually contains 4songs max =D And i just loop it so it replays over and over and over =D

Have a good day all ^^

<3Calto

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Okies, i has downloaded Maple ._.

So, its only for about 2 days, so catch me if you caaaaaaaan!

~If ye see me and i dont talk to you or whatever, my bestie is playing on my account x-x *Account stealer =o*

Lmao

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EDITEDITEDITEDIT OMGITSANEDIT EDITEDITEDIT

DONT READ FULL MOON ITS SO SAD T^T

*Sob*

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa D'=

Depressing =(

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I havnt really decided whut to do this Holidays

I stayed up till 1am last night...Lmao =D

Probably will today again if i can =3

Unless im caught T^T

Lols

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Played WLO for hourrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssssssss xD

Lmaoooo

I dunno what to say....

I dont really have anything TO say

=D

Well, may aswell go =3

<3 Caltooo

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Read and i wont eat you =D

What boredom does to your brain...

~

OKIZAY

I wanna make a BannedStory group photo of us =D

So make a BannedStory pic, take a screenie, or grab the BannedStory code, posty it here, and then i can make a group photo

=D

THANKIESSSS

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Ok, about today.

I woke up at 4am, and fell asleep again ><

Lmao

Played WLO

Chat to some friends

Nothing much really happened..

Boring day x-x

<3Calto

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Lmao

1 thing before i start screaming my head off in joy.

THANKIES BILLY FOR SAYING I ROCK =]

YOU ROCK TOOOOO =D

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Okayssss

WELL 2 WEEKS OF MY WINTER HOLIDAYS HAS OFFICIALY BEGUN!

Yayssssies

=) Im so happy today, i got  a peer nomination from a year 7 for helping him during the Rollerdrome excursion =D

I finished my pyjamas in Home Ec without ruining them.

AND I FEEL SO LOVED BY EVERYONE HERE =D

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Well, i wanna go have some cakie...

=D

Lots of love

Calto =]

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