I was checking out my besties FanFic page and on the bottom she had this:
"In case you need further proof that the human ace is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual instructions on consumer goods.
On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how??)
On some frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.)
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh, a bit late, huh?)
On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after hot after heating." (And you thought??...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those five-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (And I'm taking this... because?)
On most brands of Christmas tree lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to... what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody help me out on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On packet on Nobby's Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?)
(I don't blame the company on this one; I blame the parents) On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." "
You've probably all seen it before, but i just think its hilarious XD XD XD
Anyway, this is just one of my late night joke things =3
Im happy, because i managed to get nearly half of the weeds in my Animal Crossing town pulled out (Took like, 3 years)
I also bought one of those...note in a bottle things from Nook and wrote:
"Visit iMaplestory.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Lawl, and then chucked it into the sea xD Hopefully someone will get it and come join XD
Lawls!
My animal crossing person has waaaaaaaaaay to many clothes now x-x Rofl XD
And i made her house all bright, a pink bed, orange floor, green walls, red couch XD Lmao. I had a kitchen set...But i ditched it o.O Now i has a rocking horse XD I sooo want an electric guitar in there =D
**I just brought a train set lawl** Didnt get a photo though T^T
And the rest of the fruit chars, i have a fruit stool thing in front of my couch.
But i kinda liked the Ranch furniture o.o But it looked overly boring T^T
So i went BRIIIGHTTT COLOUUURRRSSS
Photos of Animal Crossing are down the bottom =O
Lol xD
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Ima buy a Wi-Fi USB later, so i can finally get a friend code x-x
*Kicks Modem* I have a Belkin one, but its not the right model type T^T
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I tried 100cc on Mario Karts, but its HAAAAAAAAAAAARD
T^T
Lol, i dont get what the difference is, but its HARDDD F5
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Well, ima go pull out the rest of the weeds in my Animal Crossing world x-x
(I have 3 seperate islands joined together with bridges) And ima end up taking 3 years to do the rest of it T^T
And whats the upgrade of Nooks shop after Nookway? =O
<3Calto
I knuu that the pics are blurred, i cant help it T^T P.S - I stuck random stickers all over them lawl
My person xD I luurrrvvv the Nile shirt =o and shes also wearing a leaf umbrella and a star hairclip =D