no! Get YOUR peepee chopped off D:<

bby idk if that's possible. my laptop shoots nuclear bombs, not bullets or blanks D:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D:

& i gotta go. to sleep. because i have summer school like a bad girl who failed health and geometry.

I'LL HOLLA @ A PLAYA TOMMOROW ? [;

sex...onn....PAUSE?

homeslizzle, you tryna drive a nigga insane? forreal D;

THAT MAKES NO SENSE! SEX BURNS CALORIES, WE NEED CALORIES D;

suck each other dry?

nigga i'm just tryna sumo wrestle. that sucking stuff is gonna cost some CASH MAANEY.

baby oil? naww, something more hardcore. like the shiet that comes out of a big mac when you squeeze it too hard?

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

issss that possible. yo booty like the great wall of chiiina >;o

LOL YAY!

CAN I HELP YOU SHAVE YOUR LEGS AND GET FAT TOO?

LOL DATZ WUT I DO!

FAI DOLLA PLIZ.