ok so im bored.... and since i have an infinite amount of wisdom and experience, i thought i should share dem wit jo0 pplz :D

so heres how da universe was created...

Once upon an illusion(time) there was no one. No god, No devil, no jebuz, no spongebob, no me, no you, no one....

and then suddenly, BOOMSHAKALAKA! every thing exploded and then light came... Then joe Mama, who was the first being of all.... took the scepter of good and righteousness and rock n' roll and created the stars. Then, his mama called him to home to eat dinner. On his way to home(a black hole somewhere near Orion's belt), DiscoJesus transported him to LegoLand(source of child molesters in the world) and took the scepter from him and created the planets. Eventually, Earth was created, then a age of darkness came over humanity... the age of Disco music, when 59% of all males were uninterested in females (not gay, just uninterested) and only did disco and the population went souring down... with the invention of Hard Rock, the population soared back up and kept going up until modern times.....

now if u took the time to read all of that, you sir/madame need to get a life...

good day