yep title says it all, to my imaple friends: thank you and bye

p.s. may come back when school work goes down a bit

bais

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After 8 years, AC/DC is finally releasing a new album and going on tour! Black Ice, is the new album (see my page for album cover). I know no one here listens to them, but im giddy anyways.

Curse South Carolina, i live here and its not on AC/DC's tour schedule! (They're going to North Carolina, why not South?)

HAPPY DAY!

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ok so im bored.... and since i have an infinite amount of wisdom and experience, i thought i should share dem wit jo0 pplz :D

so heres how da universe was created...

Once upon an illusion(time) there was no one. No god, No devil, no jebuz, no spongebob, no me, no you, no one....

and then suddenly, BOOMSHAKALAKA! every thing exploded and then light came... Then joe Mama, who was the first being of all.... took the scepter of good and righteousness and rock n' roll and created the stars. Then, his mama called him to home to eat dinner. On his way to home(a black hole somewhere near Orion's belt), DiscoJesus transported him to LegoLand(source of child molesters in the world) and took the scepter from him and created the planets. Eventually, Earth was created, then a age of darkness came over humanity... the age of Disco music, when 59% of all males were uninterested in females (not gay, just uninterested) and only did disco and the population went souring down... with the invention of Hard Rock, the population soared back up and kept going up until modern times.....

now if u took the time to read all of that, you sir/madame need to get a life...

good day

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todays the last day of summer :( i start school tomorrow.... 

*cries*

shout out to buddy list....

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Hi and welcome to iMaplestory, built by our Glorious Leader Youssef (CURSE HIS NAME!) we all love him :)

things to do include:

you can make friends

 talk in the shoutbox or the IM,

 post your dumb ideas in the forum,

 flame other dumb ideas in the forum

write blogs, polls, quizzes, etc

find an adult friend<--WTF WHO PUT THAT THERE?!

i am thebandit, i have been called insane by some, but w/e :).i play in Khaini Global, under the name xxcbanditcxx, message me, whisper me, buddy me, etc, etc, i dont play that much anymore, but i get on to GPQ and PPQ with guildies and random people. YOu'll find alot of varieties of people here on iMaple, including but not limited to:

The Azns

The Asians

Wiggas

Emos

Haters

Flamers

Intellectuals

Nibs

cheese lovers

 and many many more

to increase activity on iMaple, our glorious leader Youssef (DAM HIM!) whom we all love, has put a system called activity points, which can be earned by posting vids, pics, blogs, quizzes, comments, etc, etc. With 100 pts you can by a gift (a virtual sticker thingy mabob) and send it to your best friend/lover/enemy/dog/cat/3 headed hell hound.

Well, i hope u enjoyed this little guide on iMaple, ima copy and paste this in the forums to :)

Tags: Lmao Thebandit Y U Hek

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FINALLY LVL70!

FINALLY 3RD JOB, CB'S FTW

FINALLY AFTER TWO YEARS!!!!!!!!!!1

*feels good about self*

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so today went kayaking with some of me mum's work buddies...

we got up at 6:00 A.m.

long drive

the first half was pure HELL!!!! OMFG it was low tide so the muddy part of the river had almost no water, so we had to drag our kayak through the mud for a while. Ruined my shit, got covered in mud.

So after getting stuck on several logs, it was lunch time.

After lunch we got the hang of it and things went smoother, took alot of breaks and went swimming in the river. Uh water tag.... yada yada....

so after 10 hours of rowing, both arms are now hurting, my fingers feel like i have arthritis. my hands are numb and i have sand in my ears...

Good day overall...

oh yea, the funny thing is, the trip "leader" was like a old Russian guy, hes really fit and kinda cranky (like most "old soviet russians")

k shout out to my BL,

Good DAY/NIGHT all

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so today me and me mum are going to wal-mart. and i wasnt looking and this idiot nearly runs me over with his car. instead of slowing done, coming out and apologizing, he speeds up and goes away. Me mum pulled me out of the way just in time

f***

to calto: if ur laughing at me for almost getting hit by a car, well screw you i hope u get hit by a car too. If ur not laughing at me, ignore the last part and consider this a shout out to you and my buddies :)

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basically, started tutoring 2nd-3rd graders last week. Boring! MANY MANY AWKWARD SILENCES!!! Well, some of them were cool. So uh, stoopid patch blah blah, wouldve been lvl68 instead of lvl65 if there wasnt a patch.

uh....

I found a Red Target Surfboard after about 400 dead torties and 200 something dead clangs, i know clangs dont drop the board, but they were there and in mah way! So uh, there was another guy there with me right before i found it so it was either him or me.

I finally finished the hyperglyphs quest after 2 months. Got mah big chair. Yea....

went to ariant... Boring, newb area.

asgksgklsdghklasdhklhklashgaklshk

random garble....

listening to AC/DC-Big Gun, decided to learn guitar, used mom's credit card and ordered a Sqier Electric Guitar (by Fender) off Guitar Center, with an amp, and some books. Started listening to Guns and Roses, dam Slash is pretty good, go listen to the guitar intro and solo of Sweet Child O' Mine. God its amazing! Its like if Jesus himself played it...

Oh yea, if Calto's reading this, quit kicking me, all ur bases are mine now. Shout out to my friends whom i never talk to :) lol, srry i dont have much time.

MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS APE MONKEYS MONKEYS.

ape?

ape?

ape?

monkey?

more random garble....

hax hax hax

~ban~

~unban~

long random blog....

so if i hit 3rd job anytime, im gonna come on here and spam the hell outta the forums and polls and quizzes and blogs, etc ,etc. Im on sleepywood forums if anyone u care or know or w/e.

 edit: This is today's Cyanide and Happiness, enjoy, the humor for C and H is a little evil, something a mini devil would enjoy...

K so im done with my rant of boredom, see u all in hell... JK

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