Hi, if you're reading this, it means you are interested in Operation G.O.D. Before you say anything, know that this is not a Christian mission...

G-Gnomes

O-Of

D-Denmark

I have confidential (not anymore) information that Garden Gnomes are attacking Denmark. Now, if you wanna save Denmark, read on, but if you want to leave your fellow man to death, press the back button and never come here again...

Good, looks like you care about people... Now this is the gnome leader:

his name is Skippy, he practices gnome magic which means that he has the ability to turn you gay, beware!

Now this is a map of Denmark, study it and know all the fronts

Now we have two teams that will attack from the German boarder, the 2nd and 3rd Anti-Gnome Armored Division, and 4 Marine armies attacking from the northern shores.

If you're reading this it means you have volunteered for the 41st Paratrooper army, your main objective is to drop in the capital of Copenhagen, during the para-dropping, about 30% of you will die before you hit the ground, 10% more will die from the gnome troops. How ever, if you survive, there should be little to no resistance in Copenhagen. Good luck, remember, if we do not stop the gnomes here, humanity is doomed.

O....K....

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interesting

how and why would they attack denmark............ crazy gnomes

because they can and its free

o.o"

Why Gnomes?

i think there lookin for something! we should just give them calto and theyll leave happily haha

What do you mean give me to them?!?!

I still have my TAZERRRRRR

I'll electricute themmmm =D

thats an even better idea!

give you to them

and

you electricute them all!!!

good thinking calto =]

because gnomes are the source of all evil.... and stuff...